30 Random Jokes To make you laugh out

 

 30 Random Jokes To make you laugh out

After reading the random jokes you will laugh out your sorrows ..

LAughlandnaija Random Jokes.

 1. Happiness is when you are in church with your
landlord sitting next to each other and then pastor
says,
"look at your neighbour and tell him that Jesus has
paid my debts!!!" Hallelujah......

2. If you think money is the only thing that changes
people,You haven't come across the person in
charge of food and drinks at a ceremony

3. I was passing through a department in a psychiatrist
hospital
when i saw them giving a mad man shawarma and ice
cream as lunch abeg who knows any medicine
that can make someone Mad

4. A girl will snap 7 pictures, delete 6 and then stare at
the last one till it gets ugly.........
My dear it is u, ur body and ur soul whether u like it or
not

5. Nigeria police be like
OH!!!!!! You think you have all the
receipt abi?
ahah hha!

Oya!! Where is the receipt of all your receipt
6. How can you say if Nollywood start doing season film
that they'll use 15 episodes out of 20 episodes as
advertisement.

7. An ibadan boy will b lik "My name is segun ogunalade,
i want to wish my daddy, mummy, baba and mama, my
uncles and aunties i want to wish dem a merit kirismas
nd a fosforus new year.......
Ok isorite

8. Heart break is nt when ur love leaves
you.......
Heart break: is wen ur newly wedded wife is in
the
kitchen preparing dinner and she ask
"honey how many maggi should i put in the
pounded
yam??"

9. (phone call)
Boy :hello
Girl :hello pls who is dis???
Boy :its james the one u gave ur number yesterday at d
super market.
Girl : oh.... Hi
Boy : hi how are u??
Girl :am fine ooo.
Boy :so have u eaten???
Girl :yes
Boy :so wat did u eat???
Girl : pls stop asking me stupid question and ask
reasonable question mtcheeew....
Boy : oh sorry alright wats d botanical name for
plantain?? And wat is d volume of a pyramid???
Girl :emmmm sorry u were asking of wat i eat, i eat fried
rice.......
10. Are u 
beautiful, photogenic, skinny or slim,do u ave
all it takes 2 b a model?
If yes pls find sometin 2 eat b4 u die of ulcer

11. A pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man.
He said, in the name of Jesus, what do u want frm this
Man? speak up before I cast u out this moment! The
demon in the man said, I want him to win the American
Lottery Draw worth $200billion tonight. The pastor
lowered the microphone and whispered; get out of him
and enter into me now.

12. What is love?
Love is when your husband catches you with another
man naked and still say "honey, dress up, let's go home.
What is death?​
Death is when you follow him

13. Some Nigerian parents use to write
BEWARE OF DOGS on their gate when their Daughter is
18-22yrs!!!
But when she is 30yrs nd not yet married,They will
change it to ICE BLOCK IS SOLD Here.

14. Nigerian film wee nur keeh me oh...wich wan is
AM I UR REAL BIOLOGICAL FATHER ??
Oh,so fake biological father dy

15. Just Because You Came To My House And You Saw
Cobwebs, You Concluded I'm Dirty.Do You Know If I'm
Related To Spiderman

16. U went 2 his house
And his frds re leaving d room 1 by 1
Sister run
I repeat leave ur slippers and run
If possible jump fence
Don't ask any question jst obey

17. I just remembered In those days, I once won a girl's
heart with a bottle of cold sprite & 2 buns but today....
Anyway, make I chop first. I dey come

18. One aboki just called me, I told him is a wrong
number......The aboki called me back and asked if I have
the correct number… why na??
Life have tire me since then

19. Naija policemen will be like this when they see u
"hey, why are u wearing singlet in this cold weather, cold
will now enter ur body, u will now b looking for another
person daughter to sleep with!!. U are arrested for
attempted rape in advance, enter the motor!"

20. Witchcraft is when yu qet a voice note from ur
crush...yu den qo round the whole hauz lookinq fr
earpiece or headphones to hear it...jus fr yu to open d
voice note nd hear "yhu are nt my type"

21. When u ask a girl how she is and she replies "I'm not
fine "
My brother logout, switch off ur phone and remove the
battery

22. I thought I've seen it all in
Nigerian movies until I saw nepa poles in evil forest
abi, the ghost dey charge
their phones....

23. With MAGGI ,every # woman is a star
With #weed ,every man is a
What...?

24. Dating a church girl is cool until you tell her "Baby
open it" and she replies "What verse?

25. Today was my first day of entering a Court. The
Judge Shouted " Order, Order !!" I Was so excited , So I
shouted Back " fried rice with chicken, two bottles of
coke and one cup of matice ice cream.” Am now locked
up in a dark room.*
*Excuse me, Are they bringing me the food or not?
*

26. It's hard to bewitch African gals these days.
Every time you take a piece from her hair to the
witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman
gets mad or a factory in China catches fire

27. There is nothing we won't see in Traffic.
Biko Which one again be "Buy your sweet recharge
card to call your sweetheart" chinekeme dere is Notin we
won't c in Nigeria

28. Some girls only know how to slay
on pictures....
Let them cook beans for you.
Believe me you'll find all the stones David used on
Goliath
Comma beat me am in my hux

29. I saved a life today on my way home. I asked a
beggar how will he feel if l give him #10,000 ?
He replied "Oga, during this recession, I Go die,"
So l kept my money. Thank God I've saved a life!

30. So because your mother has counted the meat in the
pot of soup, you are now using your teeth to slimfit
them? Oga Tailor Wehdone