LaughNaija Radom Jokes

 1.
If you are broke and your gf is paying your rent then it's your role to scream during sex, you can't be useless day and night...
Don't insult me ooo, I'm not your mate
2.
Hard Guy + Beard Gang but if you barb any hairstyle, your mum will follow you back to the salon
3.
Told my Mum someone has been shot and she asked with what? I wanted to say "with a sword" but I want her to bless my marriage 
4.
Barack Obama breathes on Twitter - 2 million retweets
I drop an inspirational tweet, 1 person likes and later later unlikes it
#IssaTwitterSomething
5.
Having educated parents can be sometimes annoying, you can't ask them for money to buy ozone layer, gravity or photosynthesis 
6.
Having a female best friend is like having a chicken as a pet, you will eat it one day.
Wisdom will not kill me 7.
Some people will be at iyana ipaja, Lagos, and be asking Wizkid, "when are you coming to Los Angeles"
God will judge you.
8.
MTN is not playing again o, once they see you don't have airtime or data, they will just be deducting your battery.
9.
Me: Hey baby, what's your name
Her: "Lee"
Me: Lee as in "Harper Lee"?
Her: Lee as in "Leave me alone"
Me: 
10.
Lagos:
Do not urinate here!!
Imo State:
Do not urinate here...
Spot fine is 10k
Akwa Ibom State:
Urinate here and urinate your destiny away!
Edo State:
Urinate here we want to use it for something
So in the spirit of #TGIT Lemme add Extra Jokes


11.
No be everybody wey get chest dey gym, some dey carry people for mind
12.
She will text you Goodnight and text someone else "Am at your Gate"
DEMONS!!!
13.
I hate it when someone tells a girl "you don't look like you can cook"
Is she supposed to braid her hair with vegetables or what? 
14.
Do you ever wonder if your bank looks through your account and think
"is this person still alive like this???
15.
I used to see girls wearing toe rings thinking it's fashion until I heard they are dating short guys. 


You just gotta appreciate a brother... 


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